I see a couple of things I must question...

One...I'm gonna need to see some proof of this 'TK-150'. Small lettery
things often escape my notice.

B...I'm gonna need to see what makes these eggs so valuable, as eggs are
always good for throwing. If I want to throw high class eggs at peoples'
houses for high prices, I'll just lay a golden one or three and go wild.

Seven...Can I have some of what you're smoking? The weed obviously isn't
enough anymore.

IIIII...Will this chicken have anything to do with pie, the fight
against the hunchback Greyface, or actual conquering of other areas?


If none of these questions are answered sufficiently, I will go on a
hunger strike and taunt you until someone gives me a yummy cookie. So it
has been decreed by...someone.

Kuntar Semshan.


P.S. Unwarranted intolerance towards all things entertaining can be
blamed on recent successes of the hunchback Greyface. If you are feeling
any of the following symtoms: Disillusionment of laughter, Lack of
humorous things in your life, The urge to deny the existence of Chaos,
An overwhelming urge to paint everything grey and create a completely
ordered society where nothing out of the ordinary happens so everything
is really dull, perhaps duller than the swords you spent six weeks
stabbing into a horkval in vain hopes of cracking through a hard shell
(yes, that dull), A sudden feeling of hate towards all things opposed to
the hunchback Greyface and his schemes for making everything more dull
than said swords.


If you feel any of these qualities, please contact your local Greyface
Control Center (GCC).


Be cool! Be spiffy! Be merry! Be safe!



P.P.S. Sure, that could have been another public post entirely...but I
didn't feel like wasting the other 1000 gold. Two Greyfaces with one
sock full of sovereigns.

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Mayan, in the year 383 AF.