Shallam! And the rest of Sapience!

Behold Ashtan's latest in city defence and psycho-engineering technical
jibba jabba.

Ashtan shall, from this day forth, be guarded by the TK-150, which we
have appropriate named "The Kluckinator."
You heard me right, Sapience! The Kluckinator!

look in letter242995 all who stand in the way of Ashtan and our endless
pursuit of freedoms that people shouldn't be allowed to have be torn
asunder by Model TK-150, the Big Metal Chicken!


As a sidenote, I'll be auctioning off the eggs of Model TK-150 (Yes, it
lays eggs!) for a minimum of fifty thousand gold sovereigns. Good luck,
bidders!


This message brought to you, in part, by Lin'Quei Inc.

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Mayan, in the year 383 AF.