Okay, seriously, I just have one request.

I'm a Druidess. I take my service to nature very, very seriously.

I didn't get to finish my patrols this month because of this commotion
😛 So kindaly, please let me do my service to nature before you kill
meh!

Smooches,
Kaiya Winterwind

'kay, so I'm just a little insane...

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Miraman, in the year 382 AF.