There is a rumour floating around Sapience that Tekla and I are engaged
for the sake of publicity and vanity. A celeberity "engagement" if you
will. I am here to both acknowledge the truth inspiring those rumours
and also further add to the funk the latest rumour... that we will be
getting married in the next few years!
Oh how I adore the sweet innocent younglings who rush to place the
golden bands around their beloved mate and praise upon the heavens the
joys upon which they longfully hope shall never fade.. oh how I mock
them behind closed doors as I throw darts at the bewitched portraits of
tainted lovers of the past.. but alas.. perhaps the time draws near to
end this buffoonery if a man can in fact end such a thing and take Tekla
as my wife once and for all..
What does the future bring I wonder?

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Lupar, in the year 380 AF.