Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls! Children of All Ages!
I bring to you the once-in-a-lifetime oppurtunity to contribute to what
is expected to be a grandeur and life-changing experience for all those
with a sense of humor and a helping hand.

Before this Logosmas season ends, the Marcalosian Empire will be raised
and brought to life. Having existed in informalities all its time, the
perseverance of Marcalosians everywhere is finally paying off as we are
attaining a state that will make our mark in Sapience!

Now Imagine, if you will...that you (Yes, *YOU*) could have a hand at
making this miracle come true. That's right. You could be a founding
member of an Empire built to last! And all for a very reasonable and
eventually prosperous donation.

1000 Gold Sovereigns. That's right! Only 1k and you have guaranteed your
place in history!

So jump on the band-wagon and embrace the Logosmas spirit of giving.
Only 1k and you, too, could be part of something that will change your
life for the better!

Happy Logosmas, Everyone! And to all a Goodnight!

Marcalo De'Unnero, the Great

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Valnuary, in the year 380 AF.