You are disgusting. 'Nuff said.

Actually.... *takes a deep breath*

You'll take anything that isn't flamed or nailed down with little
respect for anyone else's property (IE, our poor groves and other
people's Logosmas stockings). The worse part of all is that nobody knows
it's you except for yourself and you have to live with that. Have fun
with your stolen goods and thousand pounds of wet coal and merry
Logosmas.

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Daedalan, in the year 380 AF.