To the Jesters of Sapience,

Grafitti is like masturbation.

It may be fun, and you may be very good at it and want to do it all the
time, just because you can. But please, don't do it in public. Most of
the time it's not very nice to look at, and it makes a dreadful mess
that someone always has to clean up.

Thankyou for your time,

-- Blujixapug

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Sarapin, in the year 380 AF.