Gosh, Ramoor, that sounds like a really great deal.

But I've got a better one.

How about.....

I will walk into the room.
You will blackwind.

Wait, 90% of your citizens already do that. My bad.

I am sure it would be a very exciting war.

-VVV

Penned by my hand on the 18th of Daedalan, in the year 376 AF.