I have decided that everyone in Achaea must worship me. There are a number of
tenets that everyone must follow:

1) Everyone must shout "Oberon is God" every 10 seconds for the entire time they
are on the mud.

2) Sarapis must channel the lessons of everyone in Achaea directly to me as soon
as he reads this message.

3) Everyone must give all their gold to me as soon as they receive it. You didn't
think I'd let you keep your money, did you?

4) Oh, by the way, Achaea will now be known as Oberonland.


In case anyone is angered by this message, it is only a joke! BUT, it represents
how you are coming off to everyone, Samoli Ratbane. Get the picture?

Signed,
Oberon "God Complex" Alderaan

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Aeguary, in the year 205 AF.