Hail, Sapience:

To those of you suffering from the ravages of Gleam addiction, find your
cure in the teachings of the great Lord Sartan. Follow the Seven Truths
and strength can be yours once again. Reclaim your soul, body, and mind!
Renounce your addiction and embrace evil! Forget the twelve step
program- follow the Seven Truths of Evil. In Him, become whole again.

This has been a public service announcement brought to you by the forces
of evil.

In Service Eternal,
Malchaia

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Chronos, in the year 362 AF.