Dear Sapience,

I think it's about time I set everyone straight on a few points as many
people seem to harbour some interesting delusions with regard to Myself,
and in the interest of My new, mature being..ness.. I want to make a few
things clear!

Firstly, My Age. As many of you have noticed, when you use your vision
devices such as "honours" to look Me up, you see that I was born before
time was counted, when in fact many of you were present at My birth and
remember it clearly. Don't worry, you are not delusional! My
manifestation is a handful of mortal years old, and a mere speck in the
grand scheme of God time, however the essence of which I am made, that
of My Father, Aegis, and My Mother, Eris is infinite and has always been
and always will be. This is what your seeing devces find when you
examine Me, My essence, hence you see that I was born before time was
counted. I have always existed, and always will, however I did not have
a manifestation until My parents brought Me into being. It's like people
years and dog years, but much, much bigger!

Next, marriage. Aside from the fact that marrying children is more than
severely frowned upon, I could never marry a mortal. No disrespect, but
it'd be like one of you marrying a rat. It's sort o' cute if You squint
Your eyes like this and tilt Your head that way, You can talk to it but
it doesn't always seem to quite know what You're talking about, and if
You hug it too hard, it makes an unfortunate crunching noise and stops
moving...

So to sum up, I'm too young and you're a smelly rat...give it up!

Pandora

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Glacian, in the year 359 AF.