People of Sapience,

As a doctor, I feel it necessary to warn you all of a HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS
disease that I have discovered. Be warned it is traveling through our
population at an alarming rate, please protect yourselves. To prove my
findings, here is the medical file of my first patient.



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PATIENT NAME: Nawtika Mendacis

PATIENT DOB: 10/16/299

PATIENT RACE: Rajamala

PATIENT SEX: Female


COMMENTS: Nawtika exhibits signs of some mental condition, such as
uncontrollable giggles/finding everything humorous/complusive
tickling/random rambling idiocy/disregard for structure or social
rules/telling bad jokes/pranking non-suspecting people/instigating chaos
wherever she is...it seems that when not in a controlled environment the
said condition spreads to others, it is more likely that it is a viral
and is contagious

DIAGNOSIS: Pandoritis or Extremis Mischievious Virus - Strain 1F

TREATMENT: Handle with extreme seriousness - solitary confinement is
best


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In service to Sapience,
Doctor M. Madcap, Discoverer of Pandoritis

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Chronos, in the year 359 AF.