My dear friend Tiask,

Young man, why do you come unto the public boards and feel the need to
not only distort the truth of your actions for the public to view,
attempt to turn our own city against its own laws, and further more,
insult my home by calling it incompetent? I am deeply insulted, child,
at your disrespect, especially considering that you do not see me coming
on public boards to insult your home, your brothers, or your people.

But for the benefit of all, I shall clarify Tiask's writings for all to
see. Let us begin with the decree of the littering law. It was not made
simply two hours before the branding him as an enemy, but quite a few
months ago now in response to the problem of people leaving their trash
about in our beloved home. So no Tiask, you are not special enough for
us to make a law -just- for your little butterfly prank, imbecile.

As far as if anyone knows of our law, Tiask, that can be simply solved.
First off, you are not too dumb to know that if you ask a citizen to
escort you within our city to familiarize yourself with the laws, that
you would be escorted in to read them. It has also not escaped me that
in itself you were violating martial by entering our city just to
release your... colourful nuisance. Don't insult my intelligence,
ingrate, before I see you charged with a violation of martial law as
well.

Also... before I forget Tiask dear, it is not -our- responsibility to
let someone who does -nothing- for our city know what our laws are. If
you are going to walk within our walls, it is -your- responsibility to
first familiarize yourself with these laws.

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And your comment about releasing 50 butterflies within our city. It
isn't literring? Did we want them there? Is litter not simply unwanted
waste? Is waste simply not unwanted material? Is material not matter?
Thus, yes, you littered releasing those butterflies within our city, not
only that you obviously did it to insult us, and to aggravate us. So do
not be aggravated because we responded by ensuring that you will not
enter our walls again without first reimbursing us for the cost of
cleaning up your litter.

Lastly, Tiask, I must say your attempt at causing dissention within our
walls with your last paragraph addressed to us quite amusing. We are a
city of strength, we do not let a weak minded comic break our house in
two. So, you cute little satire, you've insulted my city, for this I
will punish you. You have attempted to harm my city through political
slander, for this I will punish your mother. You have upset me, for this
I will punish any children you may have. Perhaps, next time before you
go out and try to be the public funny man you should view the
repercussions of your actions. Why? Because, Tiask, I am not a funny
man.

Let us see you laugh when your family suffers, funny man

The Don

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Scarlatan, in the year 359 AF.