As long as we're on the subject of Mhaldor's lack of common sense when
defining its legal code, I'd like to point out one of thier many silly
decisions. I am enemied to Mhaldor for littering. LITTERING! Did anyone
even know that was a law? Well it wasn't...until two hours before I
commited the alleged crime. Was any announcement made? None that I can
see. As I hear it, there is a place in the city where one can read the
laws...only problem is I'm not allowed in because of this marital law
business. I guess that being the city of evil exempts them from having
to take this into consideration, but even without this fact, the whole
situation is silly. The thing that got me this enemy status was
releasing about 50 butterflies at mhaldor gates. Last I checked,
butterflies are not litter, not until you kill them at least, which is
exactly what the Mhaldorians did. I have been fined 5k gold, not a
particularly hefty sum, but it does seem like quite a lot of money for
releasing some butterflies. Especially when you consider that there were
four of us who recieved this punishment, making a total of 20k gold.
Maybe all you Mhaldorians out there are realizing how silly this is and
will want to unenemy me without the fine. That's what you did last time
you all enemied me for some frivolous violation.

As far as Forestals and thier silliness, I suggest you all go raid some
wood-selling commshops and save the trees that they are obviously
desecrating to get this wood. Also you should stop harvesting, just
because you can rip of a part of a troll's body and he'll regenerate it,
doesn't mean its not good for him, I'd imagine that the same applies to
plants.

(NOTE: For all those out there who are kind of slow with this sort of
thing, the above sentences were satirical, don't bother wasting your
money to tell me why they aren't a good plan).

~The Tiax

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Scarlatan, in the year 359 AF.