I know everybody is thinking this, so I'm just going to say it. I also
know there's going to be lots of posts following, but this is a summary
of what they're all going to say.

It does truly take an enlightened mind to say that the answer to all
life's problems is this:
'Lets just go kill everybody, yay!'

Have a nice day
Gregg Saer'rac, the newly enlightened

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Miraman, in the year 354 AF.