I hereby publically apologize for bringing bad dental hygiene and sugar
dependance into the city of Cyrene, but in my defense I would just like
to state that my actions have made our candy shop very rich and not only
that but work is now done twice as fast because of all the sugar rushing
through our veins. And my last defense for myself is that damnit, rock
candy just tastes sooo good. But, I apologize nonetheless.
Zieg

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Daedalan, in the year 353 AF.