Dearest Anu,

I must admit I wrote my last post with the hope that someone would do me
the favour of picking it up and entertaining me in my state of dormancy
with some random pseudo-witty comments, revitalizing at least some of
the public attention I once held. And with pride!

I am glad no one wants my advice, I am not currently active enough to
answer all the letters, messages and tells I would receive. Dearest
Sapience, please seek your answers with Anu, your friendly neighborhood
seer. You must forgive me, I dont remember who you are... considering
your wisdom and well considered actions, I'm sure everyone else does.

I must tell you that Nekojin has not taken a short vacation, but a long
one, he has been inactive for years. I'm sure he did not decide years
ago to enter a state of dormancy because he had visions of the great Anu
hunting him some time in the future. But like any good friend, he
returns for brief amounts of time to give his good old buddies a hug. Or
remind them how to keep their shops safe. If he has not included you in
his limited activity schedule, I certainly feel sorry for you. Maybe he
will mail you a fan club shirt if you ask him nicely.

As for killing me, I remember exactly the three people who killed me
during my life span. If I remember correctly, you are not on the list,
unless you were that paladin who teamed on me along with Lorderon... I
forgot his name. It was Qwilleran, Morsus, and Lorderon (or his team
buddy I forgot). I'm sure any Divine could check for you, as Their
memory is certainly better than yours. Linus was eager to get my head,
eager enough to give it to him for free (I had a spare head that
Qwilleran had mailed back to me by mistake.) If there ever is another 50
credit bounty on my head, please let me know, so I can return from
dormancy for the show. Next time, more special effects please!

Hugs and smooches,

-Saeldanya

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Aeguary, in the year 352 AF.