Wow.. I haven't heard fiction that good since.. oh, well since the last
Hashanite jumped on Public.

My dear Hashani-twisted friend, I make only the promises I can keep. I
have promised no one anything they could not, or did not, attain. Diego,
minister of Security. Dji, the once Combat minister of the guild and
after a brief hiatus as an Apostate is back with us. In fact, most of
the people we have had move in is enjoying some time of lovely cushy
lifestyle full of all the sparks and twists that come with life in
Mhaldor.

And as for promises of Love.. the tears of laughter that one conjured,
wow, I didn't cry that much when my heart was actually broken. I have
not made, ever, the promise to anyone that if they move over they'd win
-me- ...but damn, the fact that one would think that'd be all it takes
truly boosts my ego. Be careful young one, I dont need anymore ego
boosts. However, I will say this.. Men and Women alike have fallen into
the belief that flirting with me is all it takes to get their way. I
choose often to let them believe that, then laugh a hearty laugh when
they get burned with their own fire.

-- chuckle -- Ya know, You Hashanites DO have a purpose for Sapience.

Comic Relief.

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Phaestian, in the year 350 AF.