Tiax,

It is not often that I demean myself by bothering to elucidate on this
most visible of forums, however I find your puerile and highly
inaccurate 'Summary' to be a personal insult, as you saw fit to involve
my name in your patented idiocy. I'll not even endeavour to waste my
time by countering your statement with the actual happenings, rather I
will simply inform you that while I do not generally draw any pleasure
from slaughter, I shall certainly relish personally separating your head
from your worthless carcass.

Respectfully,
Khoraji Aristata

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Daedalan, in the year 348 AF.