Easily one of the most entertaining posts I've read, child.

"I've sacrificed! I've given! I'm loyal! Damn it, I should be promoted!
Promote me! I'm good enough! I'm smart enough!"

Perhaps there is a god of the Unfortunates who values self-pity and will
take you into their fold, Appolonia.

Do not seek promotion in an avenue you do not comprehend. Do not expect
advancement when you're not even sure what you're advancing towards. You
were, are, and forever will be supremely unworthy.

You were, however, good for a chuckle.

- Qith Shaman Zhalon Khovaran, N'kha'd'mhal

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Scarlatan, in the year 342 AF.