I'm taking pk on anyone who tries to add to these posts by offering a
"short version," or an "abbreviated version" of the posts. This means
anything where you say "Shallam says don't kill orphans, Ashtan says"
.... I won't continue

You know what I'm talking about. That's right, you. Yeah, I'm talking to
you. Drop the pen. That's right. Smart move.

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Aeguary, in the year 340 AF.