I'd just like to remind everyone that if you bitch about being in LDT,
your bitching ends up being the first line. Just remember that. The star
this time is Renaissance!

The Lost Deep Thoughts 8

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"Oh you freak. Don't put me in your brainless, moronic excuses for
thoughts." -Renaissance

"You're either really bad at making a mockery of me or just incredibly
stupid with your war on the Kharon..." -Jupiter

Ringing vibrantly, a male voice shouts, "Meddle not in the affairs of
dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with sauce!!"
A forceful female voice shouts, "Get it right....its ketchup."

"I don't need words to make me important, I am a SEKSAY BEAST!!"
-Dakidark

"There will be NO molesting of the sheep. This means you Harlequin."
-The Good Ol' Logos(Many a post ago)

"Like I wanna be associated with your lame-ass fruity boy, cake filled
thoughts." -Renaissance

Rukimoro tells you, "I love you."
You tell Kohai Rukimoro Darrion, Sleeping Tiger, "Don't we all?"

Rain has died due to drowning. (Who says the Gods don't have a sense of
humor?)
-Hyperlith

"I'm a fuckin' genius." -Zypher

(The Fellowship of the Pancake): Adanedhel says, "I just sent a clan
invite to Lorielan, i doubt she'll do anything."

An impressive male voice shouts, "Save the mutton, eat an Estach!"

Demonic Whisper Dali Vorondil, Chaotic Scourge says, "Nah. I took it
like a man. A man in burlap panties."
-Riven

(Ashtan): Epiphany says, "Nah, i need to trans 'blowjob' before that
happens. I'm still at Inept. "Ab blowjob" == "Boggle". That's the only
skill i have in blowjob. The abilitiy to give weird looks and run away
in fear."
-And Epiphany wins the award for best misschan.

"How can feet smell if they don't have a nose?" -Adanedhel

"A pike with the decapitated head of Dork has been erected."
At Crossroads in Hashan, submit by Hyperlith.

Innuendo Rules
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A robust male voice shouts, "Any girls out there want a free cute little
mouse?"
You shout, "No, they want big "mice". Send a tell to Kahless for the
biggest "mouse" around."
Eni tells you, "I didn't think mice came in different sizes."
You tell Penguin Master Eni, Whip-Wielding Tigris Tamer, "Were you the
one shouting?"
Eni tells you, "Yes yes i was."
You tell Penguin Master Eni, Whip-Wielding Tigris Tamer, "It wasn't
innuendo?!"
Eni tells you, "Nope it was me."
You tell Penguin Master Eni, Whip-Wielding Tigris Tamer, "Err..."
You tell Penguin Master Eni, Whip-Wielding Tigris Tamer, "Look Innuendo
up sometime."
You tell Penguin Master Eni, Whip-Wielding Tigris Tamer, "You might see
why it's funny."
Eni tells you, "No such person as innuendo."
-Submit by Kahless

Go Figure
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You will now be known as Chubby Love Slask, General Loser of Sapience,
by order of Mendax Mendacis, the Dude.
(Jesters): You say, "Mendax, you're a genus."
(Jesters): Callianessa says, "Oh my god, you're drunk!"
(Jesters): Mendax says, "I might be a genius too."
(Jesters): You say, "*nod Mendax*."
(Jesters): You say, "I doubt it, though."

Jesters > You
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(Fools): Crispy says, "Is there anything special about a blueberry
bush?"
(Fools): Mendax says, "It grows blueberries."
(Fools): Xaviere says, "And it's a bush."

Egghunt

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Rainbows manifest and dissolve as the voice of Eris, Goddess of Chaos,
sweeps across the firmament, "Um."
Rainbows manifest and dissolve as the voice of Eris, Goddess of Chaos,
sweeps across the firmament, "What are these little things called?"
A Herculean voice booms, "Butterflies!"
Rainbows manifest and dissolve as the voice of Eris, Goddess of Chaos,
sweeps across the firmament, "They're kinda like bunnies but they're
rounderer."

A powerful male voice shouts, "Bah! I think the eggs shiuld hunt us for
once!!"

Rainbows manifest and dissolve as the voice of Eris, Goddess of Chaos,
sweeps across the firmament, "And you guys stop sending me tells, it's
hurting my little head."

Faethor has just tried to perform an aggressive act on you.
You tell Benedominatus, Baron Faethor Aristata, Fists of Fury,
"*smack*."

"I just tricked Brucker, a Maldaathi novice, into giving me three eggs.
So then, like, six or seven falcons swoop into the room. And I'm like,
"Shit."" -Zypher

Egghunts Are Fun
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You shout, "Whoever wants to kill Slask, come to Delosian Bridge. Just
cause he's Slask. -Slask."
Pure evil fills the room as a Baalzadeen emerges.
Ladydeath touches you with her withered finger and an agonizing
sensation ripples through your body.
Your flesh has withered beyond tolerance and your body can no longer
support its own weight. You collapse to the ground and with a final
sigh, stop breathing.
You have been slain by Ladydeath.
An impressive male voice shouts, "Hey! Its the LDT Guy! MOB HIM! -
Zypher."
You say, "Whoever did that, good job :P."
The corners of Ladydeath's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.
The light seems to fade and darkness envelops your consciousness...

I'm runnin' outta lines here. I guess the messages section will have to
wait till next time!

-The Slask-inator

Oh, almost forgot. I would like to deem Zypher, officially, badass.

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Glacian, in the year 334 AF.