Xandu,

The Aegian gold we have split into two piles. One load we lock up and
occasionally allow the citizens to swim in your gold. The other pile we
use to kill Aegians and their shrines.
You really must keep funding us.

Ashtan,

Your hate mail is becoming boring and stale, much like that decadent
city of yours. Your insults are nothing that you have not said a hundred
times before. Give Sapience a break, although I have no doubt that your
inferior minds will feel the need to post double the hate-mail to thwart
Me.
You are nothing if not predictable maggots.

Sartan, the Malevolent

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Daedalan, in the year 333 AF.