Greetings Achaea!
Over the past few years, myself and my fellow Pancakers have fought
valiantly against the forces of the cookies. We all fought hard, and
drove back the pastry menace. Now is our day of triumph, not only for
the Fellowship, but for all of Achaea! For these cookies, led by their
leader, a chocolate-dipped ladyfinger, were more then just cookies. One
day when I was walking along a road, innocently wielding a pancake,
Caspian came down from the heavens to me, and showed me the Truth. This
truth was almost to hard to bear at first, but then the realization hit
me. These cookies were the fortold Black Wave, they were the Tsol'eth in
disguise! With this realization, I rallied my followers, and went to the
six great cities of Saipence and did slay the remaining cookies. In a
final assault on their hidden gingerbread stonghold, I Khadgar Dalaran
bravely fought through hundreds upon hundreds of pastry warriors to
finaly reach their leader. After a long and hard battle, I was
victorious! I single-handedly rid Saipence of the cookies evil leader,
the ladyfinger, leaving her few minions left confused and scattered. May
Saipence live in no fear, the Black Wave beaten back, and Achaea set to
rest. Praise the Pancake! Praise Saipence!

-=Khadgar Dalaran, Hero of Saipence=-

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Mayan, in the year 332 AF.