My Dear Slask,

On behalf of the Humour Council of Sapience, who decide what
and what is not funny in the world, and what exactly constitutes
a true sense of humour, I would like to publically state that
we at the Humour Council have decided that you're a bit of an
annoying loser, and have revoked laughter rights from all future
editions of Deep Thoughts. I'm sorry that we have had to be so
harsh, but it was the feeling of the council that you were just
being really obnoxious at times and annoying people.

That is all.

Sincerely,

Mendax Mendaxis, on behalf of the Humour Council of Sapience.

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Miraman, in the year 332 AF.