"Linus got married? someone shoot me..." -Esperian

"Just wondering, why are you beating the crap out of a hat." -Pancho

"Currently this clan does absolutely nothing and we may hit you with a
big fish for not doing so. I would also like to stress the revevance of
cheese, do not under-estimate it for it is squishy and full of evil. May
the fish be with you forever more and eternity or until next tuesday."
-Adanedhel

"Why does my cheesecake have an ear.." -Degar

"Yeah I was talkin to Slask the other day..... I'm supprized he hasn't
been turned into a maggot, cause he sure smells like one." -Tanklar

"Slask... I think that you should be careful about posting things
publically that could get people enemied or killed?" -Mendax

"I'm close to as opinionated as they come. I don't like Mhaldor,
Shallam, Cyrene, all the snakes, most of the citizens of my own city,
and more." -Soris

I Get Too Many Misstells
------------------------
Deridius tells you, "Who."
You tell Brother Deridius, Sentaari Novice, "What, When, Where."
Deridius tells you, "*grin* mistell."

I Told You People I Don't Care
------------------------------
Morgana tells you, "Dont ever run your mouth to me again child."
You tell Di'shira Morgana Danial-Seir, Mhojave Wanderer, "You think I
care?"
Morgana tells you, "You will."
You tell Di'shira Morgana Danial-Seir, Mhojave Wanderer, "No, I won't."

I Got Nothin'
-------------
Gallant Gie, The Crusader yells, "Who has elephant?"
You yell, "Elephant-Having-Man! He will have the elephant!"
Gie tells you, "You have it?"
You tell Gallant Gie, The Crusader, "No, Elephant-Having-Man does! With
his ability to.. have the elephant... He will have elephants of all
kinds!"
Gie tells you, "Funny."

How Come Every Time I Come To The Realms
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Narma's Pally, Gallant Sethai Del-Amroth yells, "Gingerbread man in the
Basilica!"
Elerhan, Novitiate Second yells, "Whats up with the gingerbread men
around?"
Brother Cliff, Sentaari Novice yells, "The ladyfinger's trying to start
a revolution."
A forceful male voice shouts, "Ladyfinger! Your cookie army does not
scare those of the Fellowship! You will be eaten by my cup of milk, with
the Gods as my witness!"
A forceful male voice shouts, "The cookie army has invaded all of
Saipence, and the Fellowship will not stand for it! All those wishing to
join our anti-cookie cause, contact me -=Khadgar=-."

Obviously
------------
Asara tells you, "So you enjoy making fun of other people?"
You tell Asara Eslofe, "Way to point out the obvious."
Asara tells you, "Why is there a need to point out the obvious?"
You tell Asara Eslofe, "I dunno, you're the one who just did."
Asara tells you, "And you haven't been?"
You tell Asara Eslofe, "...Hardly. I'm not the one who said to the next
Ximili, "So you enjoy making fun of other people?""
Asara tells you, "I'm referring to pointing out the obvious."
You tell Asara Eslofe, "Really? I didn't notice."
You tell Asara Eslofe, "(End sarcasm.)"
Asara tells you, "And so therefore you're saying you hardly make fun of
people."
You tell Asara Eslofe, "Where the hell did you get that from?"
Asara tells you, "What you said. Hardly."
You tell Asara Eslofe, "I said I was 'Hardly pointing out the obvious'."
Asara tells you, "Because making fun of people you assented to by saying
it's a way to point out the obvious?"
You tell Asara Eslofe, "No... What the hell is wrong with you people.."
Asara tells you, "I asked you if you liked to make fun of people. You
said "it's a way to point out the obvious"."
You tell Asara Eslofe, "I was referring to your ability to point out the
obvious by saying that."
Asara tells you, "And the answer is because Ximili is your idol."
You tell Asara Eslofe, "...Yeah, whatever."
You begin to ignore Asara.

Whatever
--------
Arqueline tells you, "If you dare hurt any of my fellow atavians I shall
avenge you, understood?"
You tell Arqueline Rybnik, Initiate of Light, "Goddamn man, get a sense
of humor."
Arqueline tells you, "I have heard unpleasent word of you, and you have
a terrible sense of humor."
You tell Arqueline Rybnik, Initiate of Light, "I'm a Jester, I can't
have a terrible sense of humor. I just have a short temper."
(Raja Society): You say, "Arqueline tells you, "If you dare hurt any of
my fellow atavians I shall avenge you, understood?""
(Raja Society): Zypher says, "You tell Arqueline Rybnik, Initiate of
Light, "Threaten my Rajamalan brethen, and you'll find yourself cornered
by the tigers.""
(Raja Society): You say, "Heh heh."
(Raja Society): Tranox says, "*meow!*."
(Raja Society): Zypher says, "Arqueline tells you, "I have no problem
with Rajamalans, I think they are kind of neat, actually.""
You begin to ignore Arqueline.

Lajon tells you, "Die."
Lajon tells you, ":)"
You tell Shaman Lajon Alucinor, "...Yep."

Simoln and the Beast
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(Ashtan): Simoln says, "Leading beast to Shallam. :)"
(Ashtan): You say, "Woohoo! *leaves Shallam*."
(Ashtan): Diminish says, "Fun fun."
(Ashtan): Simoln says, "*grumble* Stupid beast."
(Ashtan): Simoln says, "Bah! My beast's dead."
(Ashtan): You say, "Rofl."

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Miraman, in the year 332 AF.