It would seem, in your post, that you intended to make a joke. It is
unfortunate for you that I have a rather negligible sense of humour, and
that I was not in the least entertained.

In exchange, however, I have a joke for you, as well.

You have earned My disfavour. When I am interested in the wagging of
your tongue, I will remove it from your skull and observe its twitching
on the point of My blade.

I'm sure it would bring a chuckle or two.

Penned by my hand on the 18th of Lupar, in the year 330 AF.