The things the Divine have the right to say, but don't.

Twilight: I am Darkness. Everything Dark is a part of me. If you are an
enemy to Darkness, I will attack you every time you are in a dark place,
because as far as I am concerned, you have no right working against
Darkness which is I. This won't effect you in your home, though, because
you can light lots of candles.

Pentharian: I am Light. Everything Light is a part of Me. If you are an
enemy to the Light, I shall strike you down every time you see a ray of
the sun, for you fight against the Light, and thus you shall not take a
part of Light.

Eris: I am Chaos. If you destroy Chaos, then you destroy that which is a
natural part of Me, and therefore every time you clean your room and
destroy the Chaos inherent within it, I shall feed you to the Spawn.

Valnurana: I am dreams. Every time you dream, you are using a part of My
realm, so My order shall now put in effect a tax. Every time you dream,
you must pay Me 1500 gold and a strawberry tart. Dreams are My realm,
and thus if you dream you are under My laws entirely.

Lorielan: I am Knowledge. Every time you damage a book or act ignorant,
you are harming the realm which is Mine. Thus, I shall exert My power
over you, and thwap you into a pancake with a very large book



Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Ero, in the year 328 AF.