Your post had a few things out of order that I figured to correct you
on. Now I know that you purposefully put things out of wack in an
attempt to do you utter best to make me look bad. But thats ok with me.
I just wish you could have had a sense of humor about it. Lighten up
man, enjoy life.

Firstly, I don't claim I can kill Tranquility. I claim the ability to
hold my own against him for awhile. I also claim that if I train myself
well enough, I believe I will eventually be able to beat him.
Tranquility has a great respect from me for his combat ability. He
actually has real skill and doesn't hide behind dsl and artifact
swords/axes.

-coughCOUGH-

Annyways. Do try and not lie. I can't remember the last Aegean that hid
in a safe room. Most of Sapience knows that its you and your ilk that do
that. I mean, if you are gonna lie, at least be humorous about it and
say we stay somewhere to have massive male orgies. Honestly man, I know
most of Mhaldor is small, but that doesn't really mean you need to use
it as an excuse to blame your actions on is it? Well I guess any excuse
is good enough for you.

As for my relationship's collective balls.....I'm kind of uncomfortable
knowing that you are thinking about my balls really. But yeah, if you
have to be using them to insult me by saying that Rinoa has them...you
kinda failed. I know Rinoa has them. So please, don't share that you
think about them and don't make them a topic of conversation again. Its
really very unnerving.

Oh, and you brought newbies up alot. I understand that you and Stee use
them as meat shields alot, but that really doesn't give you the right to
blame us for killing them. I mean, if you are gonna lead them to die
against us, just accept it when they die and try not to be 'clever' by
trying to say we are newbie killers. And no, it wasn't us that cried to
Eris to stop the noobs. It was you and Stee and Yig who cried to your
gods to peace, maggot and disfavour the group of War that was wading
through your newbie shield to kill you.

So, life lessons that I hope you learn Calhoun.
Don't use Newbies as meat shields. They don't last long.
Don't try your hand at propaganda. It does better tightly wrapped around
your artifact weapons, while you follow Bulvai or Stee around.
Do try and grow a sense of humor. You are unbearably dull.

That said and done, my posting on the public boards has come to an end
for awhile. I'm afraid I don't much see the point of wasting all the
money you folks do on repeat postings. So I look foward to your reply
post, that I may see if you grew a sense of humor or if you just pulled
more from under my shoe to throw on paper.

Good day,
Jack

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Aeguary, in the year 327 AF.