Hows the saying go, The thing we hate the most is the that which reminds
us of ourselves? However it goes I just thought I'd point out a few
things in how this applies to you. I'll be sure to go slow because I
know the whole transitition from mortal to plant and plant to mortal, it
leaves the brain a lil fuzzy, I can sympathize.

Now then, given Mhaldorians have a gnack for the ability to rouse
homicidal feelings directed at them in under a minute and then zip
across the continent to their 'impregnable' fortress of Mhaldor. We all
know that Stee, Proficy, and the army of novices aren't very combat
ready, who can blame them. What I can't really understand is why exactly
you run. I mean, its only one on one. Especially if its my 'lame-ass'
self, or Bulvai, because according to your comments on your Order even
Tranquility can't beat you. Why would one with so much combat prowess as
yourself need to crystalhome or squeal in feline fright for Rinoa to
bring the relationship's collective testicle to save your ass. And its
extremely rare to even catch you alone. The rest of us toddle around by
ourselves and at least maintain the truth to say we ran out of self
preservation.

Moving on, I'm going to skip your little remarks about Xandu merrily
raping small novices and taking the jumpkicking armies of the
heavy-fisted Ashura to those weak Mhaldorians. We're also going to
ignore the hypocritical remarks of relaxing in Safe Rooms, Aegeans
frequent Oneiros Temple for purposes other than sight seeing. To get
right to the point we're going to focus on the whole teaming thing. Why
anyone complains about team combat is beyond me, everyone teams, thats
life. But to hear the Aegeans complain about teaming and the whole
unfairness of it all is disgusting. Wasn't it the Aegeans who relied on
Mother Eris so She could help spank the evil tooshies of those
War-Raping Evil Noobies? Honestly all I remember seeing during this
'war' was the Aegeans prancing around Achaea with a bunch of Non-Aegean
Demeter worshipping Ashura jumpkicking the living hell out of anything
that looked Mhaldorian. I also saw you following the masses of
neanderthals trapsing around Subdivisions trying to gimp a few kills,
but never ever was Jack alone in Defending the Honor and Prestige of his
lord Aegis. All we saw was Jack slinking around surrounded by his
'friends' to ensure all his friends could defend him from the masses of
Evil Noobies.

Of all people you should know the gain and the cost of war.
Unfortunately you seem to represent the more nauseating side of war, the
sides that are represented by raping, pillaging, looting and all those
primal unevolved behaviors of people unable to control their bloodlust.

In closing, stop preaching to the world about how cowardly Mhaldorians
are and take a look in the mirror and have a little self to self
conversation presenting all the same points and using all the same
insults, maybe some good will come of it.

Sincerely,
Calhoun, Knight of Lupus

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Aeguary, in the year 327 AF.