PLEASE tell me that all of you who have replied to Szanthax's post were
doing so sarcastically?

If not, I am going to officially give up on any trace of intelligence in
the mortal race. Dear Gods, learn to see things for what they are!

Oh yes. To everyone else. Learn to write and spell, or hire a scribe.

Grrr.

Penned by my hand on the 18th of Ero, in the year 325 AF.