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Detritus
Written by: General Jack Moonflair, 1st Order Warlock
Date: Wednesday, January 15th, 2003
Addressed to: Everyone
For those of you whom want posts with reason or point behind them, skip
this one. This is simply a little bit of thought candy.
Earlier today Detritus, an enemy of Ashtan, elected to send his pet into
the city. It was killed. Now, being the moron that he is, he decided to
strike up a conversation with me where I think he was attempting to make
me scared of him. Not entirely sure, as he talks about as well as a mute
three year old dwarf. He kept going on and on and on and on about how
because I had killed his pet, he had pk on me. Because pets were
considered personal attacks on the owners. I guess he failed to notice
that A. I'm an assassin and he doesn't need pk. B. That he sent his pet
into a city he is enemied, so if I weren't an assassin he still had no
reason. and C. I'm really not afraid of him at all whatsoever.
Now, that the background is done.
He elected to hold a really moronic fairly one sided conversation with
me. When that failed, he elected to strike up a conversation with my
lovely wife to be. Where of course, his moronic ways of speaking showed
through, and Rinoa thoughtfully pointed it out to him. And of course he
decided to threaten with issue, over a subjec that wouldn't have come
up, if he could keep his mouth shut.
Soooo....I elected to find someone whom could help me have a reason to
rip the little moron's tongue out and help him eat it. Once I found one,
I played a very boring game of "chase the blackwinding coward" back to
Mhaldor. At which point, he sent out other people to fight for him. He
couldn't even team me himself. Rather pathetic. He ran to hide in his
little spire of horror I believe it was.
Now I won't lie to you folks, Gaul did manage to tenticle me down in to
what appeared to be five guards to kill me. They couldn't do it
themselves, so they had to go buy some instant "kill Jack" guards.
Annnyyyways.
Detritus elected to open his large mouth, and threaten me. I think. I'm
not sure why he opened it. I just know he did. Then, when running back
to hide with his tail between his legs. If I'm not mistaken, this is the
same moron that wanted to go preaching Sartan's ways of life to cities.
Another thing I'm not 100% sure on, but is the entire point of this post
I guess. If there really is a point.
Doesn't Sartan want the strong to destroy the weak? Doesn't having a
moron and a coward, who runs like a decrepid dog back to hide from
people he irritates, preach how Sartan thinks kinda go against the
point? I'm actually probably completely mistaken, as I don't put...well
any....time into researching Sartan's views on life. Just some thought
candy.
Penned by my hand on the 13th of Ero, in the year 325 AF.
Detritus
Written by: General Jack Moonflair, 1st Order Warlock
Date: Wednesday, January 15th, 2003
Addressed to: Everyone
For those of you whom want posts with reason or point behind them, skip
this one. This is simply a little bit of thought candy.
Earlier today Detritus, an enemy of Ashtan, elected to send his pet into
the city. It was killed. Now, being the moron that he is, he decided to
strike up a conversation with me where I think he was attempting to make
me scared of him. Not entirely sure, as he talks about as well as a mute
three year old dwarf. He kept going on and on and on and on about how
because I had killed his pet, he had pk on me. Because pets were
considered personal attacks on the owners. I guess he failed to notice
that A. I'm an assassin and he doesn't need pk. B. That he sent his pet
into a city he is enemied, so if I weren't an assassin he still had no
reason. and C. I'm really not afraid of him at all whatsoever.
Now, that the background is done.
He elected to hold a really moronic fairly one sided conversation with
me. When that failed, he elected to strike up a conversation with my
lovely wife to be. Where of course, his moronic ways of speaking showed
through, and Rinoa thoughtfully pointed it out to him. And of course he
decided to threaten with issue, over a subjec that wouldn't have come
up, if he could keep his mouth shut.
Soooo....I elected to find someone whom could help me have a reason to
rip the little moron's tongue out and help him eat it. Once I found one,
I played a very boring game of "chase the blackwinding coward" back to
Mhaldor. At which point, he sent out other people to fight for him. He
couldn't even team me himself. Rather pathetic. He ran to hide in his
little spire of horror I believe it was.
Now I won't lie to you folks, Gaul did manage to tenticle me down in to
what appeared to be five guards to kill me. They couldn't do it
themselves, so they had to go buy some instant "kill Jack" guards.
Annnyyyways.
Detritus elected to open his large mouth, and threaten me. I think. I'm
not sure why he opened it. I just know he did. Then, when running back
to hide with his tail between his legs. If I'm not mistaken, this is the
same moron that wanted to go preaching Sartan's ways of life to cities.
Another thing I'm not 100% sure on, but is the entire point of this post
I guess. If there really is a point.
Doesn't Sartan want the strong to destroy the weak? Doesn't having a
moron and a coward, who runs like a decrepid dog back to hide from
people he irritates, preach how Sartan thinks kinda go against the
point? I'm actually probably completely mistaken, as I don't put...well
any....time into researching Sartan's views on life. Just some thought
candy.
Penned by my hand on the 13th of Ero, in the year 325 AF.
