I am sure that at least 75% of this world will be pleased with this
news.
Due to the fact that I could not learn to control my time here, and I
kept pushing my wife aside....I have been forced to leave this land or
lose my beautiful wife. If not for the fact that I could never get
another wife like her, I'd have stayed here and kick the girl to the
curb. This place rocks, and has definately brought years of pleasure and
entertainment. I bid you all farewell, I'll try and sneak on to check
msgs every once and awile. But a promise is a promise. Take care.

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Mayan, in the year 322 AF.