So, a new goddess has entered the Garden. And what a sweet little thing
Demeter is! Since I'm such a nice goddess, I've decided to throw Her a
little party and I'm inviting you mortals. So if you're interested in a
party and a bit of Chaos (and who wouldn't be), be here this Friday,
1800 GMT. Not only will there be Chaos Tequila and cake, but there will
be an egghunt with special prizes.

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Valnuary, in the year 315 AF.