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Public News Post #10028

Can you still laugh ?

Written by: His Majesty, Bragor IV, King of Dun
Date: Friday, August 9th, 2002
Addressed to: Everyone


His Majesty got quite frequently asked, what makes him the King of Dun.
Now Sapience, listen to what happened as truthfull as he remembers it.
He pondered the idea of sending out his heralds to every city, every
village and every farm to get it to known, but after realizing that his
minions will be killed at sight, decided to make a post on this mystic
board.

The last person in charge leading those Greenbutts and Greaskins, Baron
Yuz'fuk or what his name was, to a greater glory, failed miserably and
got punished by hie Majesty with death penalty. Now the citizens of Dun
Fortress went to have an election like thingy to figure out who will
lead them from that point on. And as it happens in those uncivilized
societies were the modus of election quite simple and only had one rule.
Last man stands win'. As his Highness, at that point bashing Dun as he
is sometimes, went on to do what he was there for, did he clear it
entirely. Some of the inhabitants had to make a remark about his bashing
skill, or what he's supposed to hit. Someone called him puny at the
start while later on begged for pardon. His Highness though wouldn't be
who he is if he'll hear to those words. After an entire day of battle,
was Dun free of anyone standing beside His Majesty and a few
non-combatants.,Xulu, an orc mage who lived there, asked him with his
last breath, to keep an eye on his wemon.

The only persons left out in the bloodshed were a few loyal fellas (A
tiny group of grey skinned guards) as well as the childs. Balam and
Logobi (greyskins as well) seemed to not interfere at all and were kept
alive as well. So, His Highness, Bragor, won this election and now
became His Majesty, Bragor IV, King of Dun.


A few seemed to be interested in who those 3 before were. Now let it be
known for those not familiar with history, that there were Bragor the
Short, Bragor the Doubtfull and Bragor III so His Highness will be known
as Bragor IV.


Now His Majesty wants you to know one more thing. A group, led by the
entire orc guard company and a certain group of Ogre Sentries, seems to
constantly try to start a rebellion, so His Majesty himself has to
punish them for their tries. And since he can't be sure who got infected
with the virus of insubordination, does he clear it another time.

So if you visit my kingdom, be carefull with them.


King Bragor IV, The Wildfang

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Mayan, in the year 312 AF.


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Public News Post #10028

Can you still laugh ?

Written by: His Majesty, Bragor IV, King of Dun
Date: Friday, August 9th, 2002
Addressed to: Everyone


His Majesty got quite frequently asked, what makes him the King of Dun.
Now Sapience, listen to what happened as truthfull as he remembers it.
He pondered the idea of sending out his heralds to every city, every
village and every farm to get it to known, but after realizing that his
minions will be killed at sight, decided to make a post on this mystic
board.

The last person in charge leading those Greenbutts and Greaskins, Baron
Yuz'fuk or what his name was, to a greater glory, failed miserably and
got punished by hie Majesty with death penalty. Now the citizens of Dun
Fortress went to have an election like thingy to figure out who will
lead them from that point on. And as it happens in those uncivilized
societies were the modus of election quite simple and only had one rule.
Last man stands win'. As his Highness, at that point bashing Dun as he
is sometimes, went on to do what he was there for, did he clear it
entirely. Some of the inhabitants had to make a remark about his bashing
skill, or what he's supposed to hit. Someone called him puny at the
start while later on begged for pardon. His Highness though wouldn't be
who he is if he'll hear to those words. After an entire day of battle,
was Dun free of anyone standing beside His Majesty and a few
non-combatants.,Xulu, an orc mage who lived there, asked him with his
last breath, to keep an eye on his wemon.

The only persons left out in the bloodshed were a few loyal fellas (A
tiny group of grey skinned guards) as well as the childs. Balam and
Logobi (greyskins as well) seemed to not interfere at all and were kept
alive as well. So, His Highness, Bragor, won this election and now
became His Majesty, Bragor IV, King of Dun.


A few seemed to be interested in who those 3 before were. Now let it be
known for those not familiar with history, that there were Bragor the
Short, Bragor the Doubtfull and Bragor III so His Highness will be known
as Bragor IV.


Now His Majesty wants you to know one more thing. A group, led by the
entire orc guard company and a certain group of Ogre Sentries, seems to
constantly try to start a rebellion, so His Majesty himself has to
punish them for their tries. And since he can't be sure who got infected
with the virus of insubordination, does he clear it another time.

So if you visit my kingdom, be carefull with them.


King Bragor IV, The Wildfang

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Mayan, in the year 312 AF.


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