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Meanfreeze
Written by: Purple Amnesiac Hugger Boosteya, Commissioned Novice-Minder
Date: Monday, September 7th, 2026
Addressed to: Liella Desmijr, Praedicator of Neraeos
Liella, you named this work!
It is obviously what some call stolen. May it amuse.
Alas, my foe, you do me wrong
To jump me so discourteously.
For I have fouught you for oh, so long,
My blood boiling at your company.
Meanfreeze was all my ire,
Meanfreeze the cause of my gnashing teeth.
Meanfreeze my heart of rage,
For who but my hated foe Meanfreeze?
I have stood ready at En-oh-en-tee,
Your head to collect should you join with me.
I have waged both life and creddies,
Your head to adorn pikes for all to see.
Meanfreeze was all my ire,
Meanfreeze the cause of my gnashing teeth.
Meanfreeze my heart of rage,
For who but my hated foe Meanfreeze?
Thine status low with my city great,
Thine status low with the House I joined.
Thine status low with the God I serve;
All these I gave thee gladly.
Meanfreeze was all my ire,
Meanfreeze the cause of my gnashing teeth.
Meanfreeze my heart of rage,
For who but my hated foe Meanfreeze?
Penned by my hand on the 5th of Sarapin, in the year 1014 AF.
Meanfreeze
Written by: Purple Amnesiac Hugger Boosteya, Commissioned Novice-Minder
Date: Monday, September 7th, 2026
Addressed to: Liella Desmijr, Praedicator of Neraeos
Liella, you named this work!
It is obviously what some call stolen. May it amuse.
Alas, my foe, you do me wrong
To jump me so discourteously.
For I have fouught you for oh, so long,
My blood boiling at your company.
Meanfreeze was all my ire,
Meanfreeze the cause of my gnashing teeth.
Meanfreeze my heart of rage,
For who but my hated foe Meanfreeze?
I have stood ready at En-oh-en-tee,
Your head to collect should you join with me.
I have waged both life and creddies,
Your head to adorn pikes for all to see.
Meanfreeze was all my ire,
Meanfreeze the cause of my gnashing teeth.
Meanfreeze my heart of rage,
For who but my hated foe Meanfreeze?
Thine status low with my city great,
Thine status low with the House I joined.
Thine status low with the God I serve;
All these I gave thee gladly.
Meanfreeze was all my ire,
Meanfreeze the cause of my gnashing teeth.
Meanfreeze my heart of rage,
For who but my hated foe Meanfreeze?
Penned by my hand on the 5th of Sarapin, in the year 1014 AF.
