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Lost Stage Directions from 'Honk: The Musical'
Written by: Fenh
Date: Monday, June 16th, 2025
Addressed to: Admiral Amillea, Seeker of Mysticism
Performed by: Sir Honkingham
Location: a Moonlit pond, 2 feet deep
--
{Sir Honkingham enters from stage left.}
SIR HONKINGHAM(solemnly):
Honkerella...
The pond is wide.
But I'm alone.
I float where once
we honked a tone.
{He turns. Slowly. A duck watches. It dares not interrupt.}
You honked,
and I-
I looked away,
By the time I rose,
you'd fly away.
{A single feather detaches from his side and drifts into water.}
--
SIR HONKINGHAM(controlled, but unraveling):
You could've turned,
You could've stayed.
Once glance. Once breath -
but no, you strayed.
{He glances upward.}
I watch the sky
go blue then black
and knew youd never
honk back.
--
SIR HONKINGHAM(softer now):
I honk now just
to feel you near
A sound to fill
what wont appear
{He honks. A low note. It echoes.}
Each honk a wing
I cannot spread-
Each note a thing
I should have said.
{Wings lift, with small hesitation}
--
SIR HONKINGHAM(building to final breath):
And if a honk
is all I keep-
then let it break,
then let it weep-
then let it rise
where once you flew-
a honk to soft
to carry you.
{Head high. Beak trembling.}
--
SIR HONKINGHAM(full voice, unwavering):
Hoooo-
Honk.
Honk.
Hoooo-ooonk...
HOOOOOOONK
{The honk hangs. Silence}
{Sir Honkingham remains centre stage}
[Curtain falls.]
Penned by my hand on the 8th of Aeguary, in the year 978 AF.
Lost Stage Directions from 'Honk: The Musical'
Written by: Fenh
Date: Monday, June 16th, 2025
Addressed to: Admiral Amillea, Seeker of Mysticism
Performed by: Sir Honkingham
Location: a Moonlit pond, 2 feet deep
--
{Sir Honkingham enters from stage left.}
SIR HONKINGHAM(solemnly):
Honkerella...
The pond is wide.
But I'm alone.
I float where once
we honked a tone.
{He turns. Slowly. A duck watches. It dares not interrupt.}
You honked,
and I-
I looked away,
By the time I rose,
you'd fly away.
{A single feather detaches from his side and drifts into water.}
--
SIR HONKINGHAM(controlled, but unraveling):
You could've turned,
You could've stayed.
Once glance. Once breath -
but no, you strayed.
{He glances upward.}
I watch the sky
go blue then black
and knew youd never
honk back.
--
SIR HONKINGHAM(softer now):
I honk now just
to feel you near
A sound to fill
what wont appear
{He honks. A low note. It echoes.}
Each honk a wing
I cannot spread-
Each note a thing
I should have said.
{Wings lift, with small hesitation}
--
SIR HONKINGHAM(building to final breath):
And if a honk
is all I keep-
then let it break,
then let it weep-
then let it rise
where once you flew-
a honk to soft
to carry you.
{Head high. Beak trembling.}
--
SIR HONKINGHAM(full voice, unwavering):
Hoooo-
Honk.
Honk.
Hoooo-ooonk...
HOOOOOOONK
{The honk hangs. Silence}
{Sir Honkingham remains centre stage}
[Curtain falls.]
Penned by my hand on the 8th of Aeguary, in the year 978 AF.