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Poetry News Post #5840

Get Shuffle Huffle Innocence Tropies done, switch!

Written by: Kastanie Schmalfuss
Date: Thursday, July 21st, 2022
Addressed to: Neoptes Kalliope, Dame Jellie Lionblaze-Xanatov


Dame Hellie, stop this poetry slam, oh, sweetest Nellie!

There was some creepy news I heard lately.
Get back to your chores - and this quite hasty *snap crack*

The dude has your eleven numbers which contain 1 however not 3 and 4.
Plus he could simply knock your door.
Deep inside he knows you are not a resentful switch.
His insecurty gives himself the twitch.

He knows that you still love him deeply.
His lack of getting his armor polished into a 'bright' and admitting his love towards you, makes others feel sleepy.
My chores are to 'dazzle with wit'. What the foozle? As if I was grit?!

When taking care of my normal business as usual, I seen that creepy little thing.
I could not keep looking into her eyes. She was quite not my size.
Them being completely white, it seems as if she was crying bloody tears.
Making even the Guardsmen stop their sneers.
I felt a shiver run over my body, as soon as she told me that I am wearing no mask. "What kind do you mean? A logosmas or mayaween one, purple, yellow even perhaps green?" Was what I asked.

Her hair always seems to be tangled. I even thought to see some little bugs in it nugging. It is not like mine sticking up from my head simply gravity snubbing.
Her complete body is covered with a bright glow showing the blessings she must have received by numerous Divines. I swear it was glowing just like mine.

I pulled the Ace of Spades and Kings Chess card from behind my ears to play and tried to capture more detail of her. However I had to notice that it is merely impossible - you'd be better served with my Tarot as a snack, I'd say.
You have to stop staring at her as you start feeling dizzy and lite.
Dame Helleh, it's like with that dude. The bad medicine of him makes you itch and me starts to twitch.

So yah, Dame Shelleh! Get your sweet bass back into town. Stop snoozling poetry like a love sick clown. You made me stop chasing butterflies at a different place. I gotta get back in my bottle and off to find my Jack stuck somewhere on this sexy Neraeian face.

If someone sees me somewhere - please explain. What is dazzling others with wit? Some kind of happy phat shnit? Next time I am in town, I'll tell you all about Lord Clementius most happiest day. That was fun, oh, boy! Someone should write it down for a theatre-play.


Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Ero, in the year 893 AF.


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Poetry News Post #5840

Get Shuffle Huffle Innocence Tropies done, switch!

Written by: Kastanie Schmalfuss
Date: Thursday, July 21st, 2022
Addressed to: Neoptes Kalliope, Dame Jellie Lionblaze-Xanatov


Dame Hellie, stop this poetry slam, oh, sweetest Nellie!

There was some creepy news I heard lately.
Get back to your chores - and this quite hasty *snap crack*

The dude has your eleven numbers which contain 1 however not 3 and 4.
Plus he could simply knock your door.
Deep inside he knows you are not a resentful switch.
His insecurty gives himself the twitch.

He knows that you still love him deeply.
His lack of getting his armor polished into a 'bright' and admitting his love towards you, makes others feel sleepy.
My chores are to 'dazzle with wit'. What the foozle? As if I was grit?!

When taking care of my normal business as usual, I seen that creepy little thing.
I could not keep looking into her eyes. She was quite not my size.
Them being completely white, it seems as if she was crying bloody tears.
Making even the Guardsmen stop their sneers.
I felt a shiver run over my body, as soon as she told me that I am wearing no mask. "What kind do you mean? A logosmas or mayaween one, purple, yellow even perhaps green?" Was what I asked.

Her hair always seems to be tangled. I even thought to see some little bugs in it nugging. It is not like mine sticking up from my head simply gravity snubbing.
Her complete body is covered with a bright glow showing the blessings she must have received by numerous Divines. I swear it was glowing just like mine.

I pulled the Ace of Spades and Kings Chess card from behind my ears to play and tried to capture more detail of her. However I had to notice that it is merely impossible - you'd be better served with my Tarot as a snack, I'd say.
You have to stop staring at her as you start feeling dizzy and lite.
Dame Helleh, it's like with that dude. The bad medicine of him makes you itch and me starts to twitch.

So yah, Dame Shelleh! Get your sweet bass back into town. Stop snoozling poetry like a love sick clown. You made me stop chasing butterflies at a different place. I gotta get back in my bottle and off to find my Jack stuck somewhere on this sexy Neraeian face.

If someone sees me somewhere - please explain. What is dazzling others with wit? Some kind of happy phat shnit? Next time I am in town, I'll tell you all about Lord Clementius most happiest day. That was fun, oh, boy! Someone should write it down for a theatre-play.


Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Ero, in the year 893 AF.


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