'Twas something diabolical,
Perhaps 'twas alcoholical?

Sheer random vitriolic, all
The wording oh so comical!

Yet debased in words nonsensical,
Encased in threats so whimsical,

Assuming us so gullible,
To think our minds so culpable,

To ignore your lack grammatical,
Constructing such fanatical,

Ramblings hawking viatical.
But, oh so problematical!

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Sarapin, in the year 554 AF.