I wrote this when I was really young. I found it the other month.
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As subtle as arachnoi silk,
Oh how dearly, I wish to milk,
Action and milking, Ying and Yang,
Help me and my poor impotent fangs,
Achieve the ability highest in skill,
that will surely help me land that kill.
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Action would bring lots of fun,
Not stealing packs, and having to run,
but playing jokes, on everyone.
Dont deny me the chance to abuse this trust,
Donate now, and miss the rush.
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Credits will soothe my desires and cravings,
To write poems, to beg and the usual ravings,
Credits are the only thing that can fix me,
only in the lump sum of two hundred and sixty.
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Penned by my hand on the 20th of Daedalan, in the year 412 AF.