Myrrh balls, myrrh balls, myrrh balls all the way!
O what fun it is to chew some myrrh balls with some dew.
Myrrh balls, myrrh balls, myrrh balls all the way!
O what fun it was to chew some myrrh balls with some dew.

Maybe you called Him
with only the 4 first letters of His name
Oh boy, that would indeed be insane!
Very fast, after some Clementius' zaps
A shrub is all that will remain.

Myrrh balls, myrrh balls, myrrh balls all the way!
O what fun it is to chew some myrrh balls with some dew.
Myrrh balls, myrrh balls, myrrh balls all the way!
O what fun it was to chew some myrrh balls with some dew.

We chewed you in times of learning need
Our minds racing with enhanced speed!
But now you grew dumb
Once a bush, now a shrub
No longer needed to learn indeed

Myrrh balls, myrrh balls, myrrh balls all the way!
O what fun it is to chew some myrrh balls with some dew.
Myrrh balls, myrrh balls, myrrh balls all the way!
O what fun it was to chew some myrrh balls with some dew.

Or maybe this is all some Divine master plan!
A new use and you'll be our hero again!
And we'll always love you to brew
Even if it's no use on you to chew
For health refills, myrrh is our man!

Myrrh balls, myrrh balls, myrrh balls all the way!
O what fun it is to chew some myrrh balls with some dew.
Myrrh balls, myrrh balls, myrrh balls all the way!
O what fun it was to chew some myrrh balls with some dew.


Penned by my hand on the 9th of Sarapin, in the year 410 AF.