Composed in twenty minutes while I was at work. Enjoy!
(Sung to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club anthem)
Who's the leader of the party made for you and me?
M-A-O-T-S-E-T-U-N-G
He's the man
His Five year plan
You'll follow to a tee.
M-A-O-T-S-E-T-U-N-G
Mao Tse Tung
(Cho En Lai)
Mao Tse Tung
(Cho En Lai)
Forever let us hold our Redbooks high! High! High! High!
Work you till you starve
And then you'll eat your family,
M-A-O-T-S-E-T-U-N-G
(Repeat from top until you go insane)


Heh...damn I'm sad.

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Phaestian, in the year 386 AF.