How could you forget
about the sexiest race yet?
Dwarf girls are really very hot.
When it come to the bedroom,
we know quite a lot.

After all we are the perfect height
to reach -that- spot just right!
And when it comes to kinky sex
everyone knows that we are the best!

So when you're feeling lonely and "blue"
and you don't know what to do,
have a dwarf girl give ya a hand
and you'll never think about those Cyrenian girls again!

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Phaestian, in the year 384 AF.