[With appropriate apologies to ...well, you know who]

Now Atavian chicks are flighty
But they lift you to the heights.
And the lady Mhun are lots of fun
When you turn out the lights.

Those Horkval babes in chitin are good for a different look
But when you're swimming, choose your women
From amongst the Grooks.

I wish they all could be Cyrenian
I wish they all could be Cyrenian
I wish they all could be Cyrenian girls

Now Rajas are the ladies to hold
Their fur's so soft and warm..
But the Sirens take your breath away
When their scent kicks up a storm...

Tsol'aa girls take it oh so slow
But they are worth the wait
And the Xoran girls turn up the heat
If you keep them out too late..

I wish they all could be Cyrenian
I wish they all could be Cyrenian
I wish they all could be Cyrenian girls

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Penned by my hand on the 17th of Lupar, in the year 384 AF.