I cannot claim responsibility/credit for this, but I thought that I'd
share some holiday cheer, as opposed to my normal jeer.

Rudolphus rubrinasus fulgentissimo naso,
vidisti et si eum dicas quoque candere.
Omnes tarandi ceteri ridebant vocantes nomina,
non sinebant Rudolphum interessa ludentes.
Olim crassa nocte Christi, Nicolaus it dictum:
''Rudolphe, naso tam claro, agesne traham meam?''
Qui tum tarandis amor conclamantibus eum,
''Rudolphe, rubrinase descendes historia!''

-FIN
-RGHRR

Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Glacian, in the year 380 AF.