Oooo Oooo some girlies got an infatuation with me,
Lovely dance between two sweaty forms,
I took her advice.. went in a forest... and TINKLED ON A TREE!

But seriously my love, though I do enjoy your narrow viewed focus on me,
I have no time for thee!

All I wanted was your money, but you wouldn't relinquish my loot,
Instead you attacked me and ended up dead, oh what a HOOT!

So I'll make this rather clear you see,
I'll kill you again if you don't quit thinking of me.

With love,
Wendigo, the Dark Angel

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Scarlatan, in the year 380 AF.