This joke was given to me by goldberry
"There was a Priest and a Druid golfing in the forest and the Priest
aimed at the ball swung and missed. " Damn it!" yelled the Priest. The
Druid then spoke up and said, "you know, you being a priest and all
that's not a very polite thing to say." So the Priest replied "Your
right it isn't a very nice thing to say." He then swung at the ball
again and missed'Damn it!" he yelled a second time. "Hey, what did I
just tell you?" replied the Druid. " I'm sorry, I'm sorry," said the
Priest " If I do it again may Sarapis himself strike me down" exclaimed
the Priest. So the Priest swung again " Damn it!" yelled the Priest, at
that exact moment the sky grew dark the wind blew faster and swifter and
a lighting bolt came down from the heavens and struck
the Druid, moments later a booming echo sounded through the land " Damn
it!""

Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Aeguary, in the year 317 AF.