Achaean News
Weaves and reWeaves
Written by: Clementius, the Weaver 
Date: Thursday, October 12th, 2006
Addressed to: Everyone
(Sourpuss Summary Below)
Bardic blatherings bettered!
   Hollering Haikus, Inciting to Isorhythms, Foisting Fugues,
   Shouting Solos, Pronouncing Poems, and Nattering about Noise?
   Wondering why all seems well, but your auditors tell you,
   politely, at some later time, that they couldn't hear a word?
   Bards should now have a much better sense of when their
   audiences (willing or unwilling) can even hear them.
Hailing Harmonics
   Bards will also find that multiple, repeated, unfinished
   calls to their harmonics will no longer discombobulate
   them as formerly.
Peeking into the Place of Eternal Song (POES)
   Aeternam formerly worked to increase, sometimes, the
   bard's cache of song in POES (pronounced PO - ACE,
   for those unenlightened among you). Now aeternam 
   may also reveal to the Bard what precisely is, or
   is not, present in POES.
Me and My Shadow, or Maybe Yours
   Anxious awaiters and surreptitious shadowers may
   find that evasion now properly ends both of those
   sneaky states.
Unphased by Phasing?
   Many telepathic abilities formerly found success
   in affecting the phased. No more!
Listening Loudly While Dropping From Eaves
   The Sapience-wide organisation known only as
   "denizens uniformly making better" has lost a huge
   fight in its struggle to protect its members from
   being overheard, to the delight of listeners and
   eavesdroppers everywhere.
   
Jumpin' Jack Joke
   Escaping to the trees, or to flight, may not have
   been enough to evade those wily boxes of prankish
   death! Now, both should be, however close you
   remain to your executioner's location.
Death Drollery?
   Death Tarot has been caught in an awful joke,
   obviously perpetrated in an immature attempt
   to escape blame. Seems that every time a victim
   escaped, Death would try to shift responsibility
   by reporting on the escape of some victim whose
   name was chosen at random. Death has been caught
   in this chicanery and forced to return to reporting
   the true victim's name.
Sleepy Blighter
   For some reason unbeknownst to us, sleep would
   erupt from netherworldly blight with a bang and
   a blab - wrongly informing victims of the onset
   of sleep instead of keeping under wraps.
Unwarded Curse, or Uncursed Ward?
   Belligerent breachers bellowed when they saw
   non-existent cursewards tumbling down. No more!
Holy-Leaping Health-leech!
   Healthleech no longer may cause the untimely
   death of the leecher when the leached undertakes
   a bit of deliverance.
I Spy, but Why in the Sky? Oh My!
   Those who use little dolls or puppets to spy
   on others were often surprised not to see their
   victims at all, due to yet another perversity
   in their manufacture. We believe this perversity
   was introduced by a band of lumberjack dwarves
   who had gotten far too friendly with the bottom
   of some rather large bottles (we'd call them
   vats) full of odoriferous spirits while they
   were cutting lumber down into wood commodities.
Grove Tracking Statusised
   Groves everywhere report their pleasure in
   being enabled to tell you more when you ask.
   To wit: if your grove is tracking someone.
Sourpuss Summary
- bards will now have some indication of the deafness of 
  their targets for haikus, isorhythms, fugues, solos,
  poems, and even plain old noise.
   
- if a bard calls harmonics while they are already on
  the way, then ther will be no further eq or bal cost.
- PLAY AETERNAM, without naming another harmonic, will
  result in a display of the Bard's harmonics in POES.
- Evading should now properly terminate await and shadow.
- Those phased should no longer be affected by most
  telepathic abilities.
- listen and eavesdrop should now overhear all utterances
  from denizens.
- jack-in-the-boxes formerly succeeded if their target
  was in the same location but had escaped to the trees
  or flight. No longer!
- failed death tarot should consistently identify the
  victim properly.
- curses blight - sleep no longer gives stripping
  messages.
- curses breach - will no longer mention a curseward
  going down if there wasn't one!
- healthleech will no longer trigger kaid deliverance
  death for the one who is doing the leeching.
- puppet/vodun spy will now properly show the location
  of the victim and at the victim's elevation, not 
  the puppetry/vodun practitioner's.
- grove tracking now shows up in grove status.
 
Penned by my hand on the 20th of Lupar, in the year 433 AF.
Weaves and reWeaves
Written by: Clementius, the Weaver 
Date: Thursday, October 12th, 2006
Addressed to: Everyone
(Sourpuss Summary Below)
Bardic blatherings bettered!
   Hollering Haikus, Inciting to Isorhythms, Foisting Fugues,
   Shouting Solos, Pronouncing Poems, and Nattering about Noise?
   Wondering why all seems well, but your auditors tell you,
   politely, at some later time, that they couldn't hear a word?
   Bards should now have a much better sense of when their
   audiences (willing or unwilling) can even hear them.
Hailing Harmonics
   Bards will also find that multiple, repeated, unfinished
   calls to their harmonics will no longer discombobulate
   them as formerly.
Peeking into the Place of Eternal Song (POES)
   Aeternam formerly worked to increase, sometimes, the
   bard's cache of song in POES (pronounced PO - ACE,
   for those unenlightened among you). Now aeternam 
   may also reveal to the Bard what precisely is, or
   is not, present in POES.
Me and My Shadow, or Maybe Yours
   Anxious awaiters and surreptitious shadowers may
   find that evasion now properly ends both of those
   sneaky states.
Unphased by Phasing?
   Many telepathic abilities formerly found success
   in affecting the phased. No more!
Listening Loudly While Dropping From Eaves
   The Sapience-wide organisation known only as
   "denizens uniformly making better" has lost a huge
   fight in its struggle to protect its members from
   being overheard, to the delight of listeners and
   eavesdroppers everywhere.
   
Jumpin' Jack Joke
   Escaping to the trees, or to flight, may not have
   been enough to evade those wily boxes of prankish
   death! Now, both should be, however close you
   remain to your executioner's location.
Death Drollery?
   Death Tarot has been caught in an awful joke,
   obviously perpetrated in an immature attempt
   to escape blame. Seems that every time a victim
   escaped, Death would try to shift responsibility
   by reporting on the escape of some victim whose
   name was chosen at random. Death has been caught
   in this chicanery and forced to return to reporting
   the true victim's name.
Sleepy Blighter
   For some reason unbeknownst to us, sleep would
   erupt from netherworldly blight with a bang and
   a blab - wrongly informing victims of the onset
   of sleep instead of keeping under wraps.
Unwarded Curse, or Uncursed Ward?
   Belligerent breachers bellowed when they saw
   non-existent cursewards tumbling down. No more!
Holy-Leaping Health-leech!
   Healthleech no longer may cause the untimely
   death of the leecher when the leached undertakes
   a bit of deliverance.
I Spy, but Why in the Sky? Oh My!
   Those who use little dolls or puppets to spy
   on others were often surprised not to see their
   victims at all, due to yet another perversity
   in their manufacture. We believe this perversity
   was introduced by a band of lumberjack dwarves
   who had gotten far too friendly with the bottom
   of some rather large bottles (we'd call them
   vats) full of odoriferous spirits while they
   were cutting lumber down into wood commodities.
Grove Tracking Statusised
   Groves everywhere report their pleasure in
   being enabled to tell you more when you ask.
   To wit: if your grove is tracking someone.
Sourpuss Summary
- bards will now have some indication of the deafness of 
  their targets for haikus, isorhythms, fugues, solos,
  poems, and even plain old noise.
   
- if a bard calls harmonics while they are already on
  the way, then ther will be no further eq or bal cost.
- PLAY AETERNAM, without naming another harmonic, will
  result in a display of the Bard's harmonics in POES.
- Evading should now properly terminate await and shadow.
- Those phased should no longer be affected by most
  telepathic abilities.
- listen and eavesdrop should now overhear all utterances
  from denizens.
- jack-in-the-boxes formerly succeeded if their target
  was in the same location but had escaped to the trees
  or flight. No longer!
- failed death tarot should consistently identify the
  victim properly.
- curses blight - sleep no longer gives stripping
  messages.
- curses breach - will no longer mention a curseward
  going down if there wasn't one!
- healthleech will no longer trigger kaid deliverance
  death for the one who is doing the leeching.
- puppet/vodun spy will now properly show the location
  of the victim and at the victim's elevation, not 
  the puppetry/vodun practitioner's.
- grove tracking now shows up in grove status.
 
Penned by my hand on the 20th of Lupar, in the year 433 AF.
