I have been asked by several people, some politely, some rather rudely
a particular question regarding my Ascension. Although I consider it in
slightly poor taste to even bring it up here, I'm going to in hopes
of allaying further inquiries that will REALLY begin to irritate me. . .
My Ascension is based on what, by the Divine Grace of the Gods,
has been perceived as my merit. It is not in exchange for, or as
a result of, any material consideration or exchange whatsoever.
Did I put that delicately enough?

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Phaestian, in the year 248 AF.