Alexus. I do this for you own good. Apologise to me for the insults you have spoken publically , and apologise to the kharon for your annoyance to them , and I will order them to desist all attacks on you. A kharon will never touch a hair on your head , as long as you don't provoke it.
There. My part of the "bargain" is done. Now. Wise up and do what is best for you , and apologise.
Oh , and by the way. If it contains any hints of sarcasm or cynicism , The "bargain" is off , and I will hunt you with a tenacity you have never seen before
Have a great day.

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Miraman, in the year 248 AF.